white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017

white paperware

As defined by Cameron Winklevoss:

White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).

Heard about that new Mooncoin?

Yeah, dude. read the white paperware last week. Another shitcoin.

by Sam Cornwell May 18, 2020

Ted White

Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.

Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!

by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010

white rabbit

person who introduces you to enclosed group of interest or people, origins of this comes from the film Matrix and book named Alice in Wonderland

-I don't know anyone out there... Could you please be my white rabbit?

-Sure, no problem. You will know everybody in no time!

by LibertyWarrior June 5, 2017

white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

Sophie Violet White

Amazing person, deserves the world, is better than u xoxo

Sophie Violet White is better than you :)

by editsbysvw August 28, 2022