Shit on a raft

Vulgar way to refer to beans on toast, a common British delicacy.

The shit on a raft last night was perfect!

by Nathan J. Cooper October 10, 2007

shit stain

The Brown marks left on Hazards teeth

Brush your teeth mark, you've got shit stains from those gay porn movies youve been making

by Wynter December 13, 2003

shit on a stick

Literal: When some takes a stick, shoves it up the ass, and shits while the stick is still up their ass.

Fred: Ooh! look at that stick. Who wants shit on a stick?
Wyatt: Oh! I do.
Fred: Okay! look away....
Minutes later...
Fred: Here you go!
Wyatt: Aww gross! It tastes and smelles like shit!
Fred: NO SHIT!

by macitup February 27, 2007

Shit Queen

A dirty, Stinky, over weight woman with facial hair. or a female that collects shit.

Man i really dont feel like going to that shit queen's house today. It's real messy and shitty.

by OchoDos February 24, 2011

shit shower

The act of someone shitting all over someones face/head/back/neck/mouth for reasons of either pure revenge of some guy taking your girl or if someone is sick enough to want you to do that during sexual encounters.

After we beat him senseless for the disgrace, we all gave him a shit shower

by wezzman85 (AIM) April 25, 2005

shit on toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression of how awesome something is. When you really like something - a song, for example - it is your "jam." And what do we do with jam? We put it on toast. As a result, anything awesome is shit put on toast.

Did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

Hells yes! I put that shit on TOAST!

by squeakykiwi October 28, 2006

running shits

usually happens while walking around a mall, school, or house. starts with a walking fart, then quickly turns to the running shits. these are something not for the weak at stomach, however stomach flu can make them much worse. sometimes referred to as the trots, or explosive diarreah.

omg me and charles were walking around the mall the other day, he got the walking farts and then suddenly he had the running shits.

by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009