Big black Calvin (bbc)

This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage

*boom* big black Calvin (bbc) strikes again

by Angry-pig August 26, 2025

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

sophie black

normally a very pretty brunette with brown eyes to match and is the type of girl to abuse you until you cry and trip up curbs while scrolling on her ipad or phone, overall pretty cool people though. usually has a laugh that’s both contagious as fuck and borderline a cackle more than an actual laugh.

“you see that sophie black girl?”
“yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous but fuck me can she bring you to tears”

by woopaaaaa October 6, 2025

Lil black

Usually a 5’3 ethiopian with small black genitalia

Why is lil black rubbing his balls?

by Adugna October 21, 2025

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

500 black men for 2 pounds

Its a great deal

Me: You you buying the 500 black men for 2 pound
500 black men for 2 pounds: Aw man
Them: well Im sorry but ts is a good deal

by Noellle 694206767 November 15, 2025

Basically Black

When you're not really black but you're basically black. Which means you can say the word.

"Dude you're a freak, I didn't even do anything! I'm basically black!"

by wh0jcks0n November 16, 2025