National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

National titty pic day

Sending a titty pic to some you like

Oh it’s national titty pic day better send one

by Cathy2222 September 27, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

National Grab a Thigh Day!

This basically means grab a girls thigh day! Even if she is standing up, place your hand on her thigh!

Ryan: * puts hand on girls thigh *
Becca: What are you doing?!
Ryan: it’s national grab a thigh day!

by Double Wammie September 28, 2022

National Con Smith Day

On October 10th it will be National Con Smith Day

Hamilton: Oh my goodness! It's 10/10! It's national Con Smith day!

by whiteJELEEL! September 29, 2022

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life

Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it

by venyy September 30, 2022