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Guatemalan hot pocket

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The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.
The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
by Spicemaster February 15, 2012
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When certain features are overly prominent and almost exaggerated.
1. Hey, that female is model-hot!
2. Man, if that girl wasn't so model-hot, she'd be off the chainnn!

point proven.
by aintnobodyfuckinwithmaclique November 29, 2012
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Scottie Hot Box

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Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013
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Its when you a couple is in a photo booth and you fart in it and proceed to hold the curtain closed and block the exit.
Me and my homie Matthew were in the mall and saw a couple go in a photo booth. We decided to give them a friendly Indiana Hot Box
by gd;iof;dfjisld February 8, 2014
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Piggy Hot

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Bigger, Curvy women that are good looking or cute, but just have a fuller figure.
Kate Upton is piggy hot. Mariah Carey is piggy hot.
by jimmyneal18 April 15, 2014
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cracker hot

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A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.
We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.
by pigfeet May 21, 2014
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ball hot tub

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when a girl puts your testicles in a bowl of warm water and then gets a straw and blows bubbles in the bowl, making your balls feel like they are in a hot tub. A hand job along with this is ideal.
Karen gave me a ball hot tub last night and i got tingles all up and down my spine
by Fuzzyslippers69 February 7, 2015
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