A Dirty Miki is when you are passionately entwined in love making and your lover deposits quarters into your baby taco. Then later on you retrieve those quarters and use them to buy a soda at a vending machine while shaking your head, chuckling and thinking to your self "damn girl, you a Dirty Miki."
I was at the mall with my girlfriend and she was short change for a soda. Luckily I had some Dirty Miki money.
by Da Mayor 32003 April 2, 2020

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by Asham29 April 17, 2020

A snickers candy bar that has been tainted, defiled, or otherwise contaminated by human excretions of any nature and then distributed for human consumption without knowledge of said contamination.
That guy kept sending me P.M's all night without asking , i hope somebody gives him a Dirty Snickers.
by Big_Rusty_Snickers May 2, 2018

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.
by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020
