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<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

by put all season in one picture March 3, 2023

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

One Direction

The best boy band in the world. Temporarily on hiatus. Formed on the show X Factor. Have dedicated their lives to their fans (known as Directioners). Consists of 5 male singers with the voices of literal angels.
The best people you could ever meet. They're kind, sweet, loving, generous, and are still loved by millions around the world. If they're really so bad then how come they win awards even though they're on hiatus right now? Also, since everyone likes to keep saying they're so gay then how about this... Millions of girls all over the world love 5 gay guys and 0 love you, how does that make you feel? They have the voices of angels that blend amazingly together. They don't even need auto tune

Harry Styles. Hazza
Louis Tomlinson. Tommo
Liam Payne. Payno
Niall Horan. Nialler
Zayn Malik. DJ Malik

I love One Direction

One Direction is the best!

by ImmaDirectionater September 27, 2020

one up feenix

a member of one up clan who hits all of his sniper shots until that one does miss

yo don!'t one up feenix a hunting rifle because he will clap you

by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016