Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 17, 2015

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

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by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

One-Downing

One-downing is simply the opposite of one-upping.

Also known as a "race to the bottom." This tactic is used by everyone from fast food produces, horror movie directors, indeed the President of the United States of America, to shock people by showing them that the bar can still be lowered.

While many fast food producers are scrambling to one-up each with healthy offerings, KFC is one-downing them all the with the double down sandwich.

by SearchFHG June 16, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015