Headness

A state of being fucked in the head or a dick in the ear your choice

Man that girl has some headness issues

by Ag3sins March 8, 2024

dick head loser

a cock muncher

you dick head loser you suck

by jacobo the hobo February 28, 2018

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021

Nuclear Whore Head

the occasion in which a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and while doing so, accidentally chokes and proceeds to vomit while the man's penis is still in her mouth

Guy 1: I had the worst night last night.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!

by Iron Balls 69 May 28, 2013

cheb-head

A tit head.

I'm a right cheb-head.

by libby-boo February 12, 2019

Old Head

A black man over the age of 60. Typically a basketball player in a LA Fitness court.

“Yo Dave your dad is such an old head”
“I know, he’s crazy good at shooting”

by T bone November 12, 2022

head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011