pulling a broskee

An online fgt that is such a loser he would make an alternate account of the opposite sex and claim to be sexually involved

No one would fuck this fgt he's pulling a broskee

by [👻👻👻👻👻] May 20, 2016

Pulling a Diego

When you steal your friends lap top and look up porn (as a joke)

Jake: Dude Lucas looked up porn on Jaden's Mac!
Ishaan: Ah, he's pulling a Diego

by Lelthatfaggot May 15, 2016

Pulled a Susie

acting sloth-like; sleeping and eating all day due to lack of motivation

-I pulled a Susie yesterday and now I feel so relaxed today.

-Instead of going to work I pulled a Susie.

by Vegetable_Lasagna May 12, 2016

pulled a jayme

When someone does not come to work for a week straight with no notice almost every month.

"Hey have you seen Robert? I have not seen him in a week?
"No I have not he must a pulled a Jayme again."

by UNKNOWNUSER175969 May 20, 2016

Pulling A Julian

The act in which someone who is under 16 years of age drives a car on public roads

"Woah man, Did you hear George was Pulling A Julian this weekend in his 1994 British Racing Green NA' Miata?"

by K Kittlez May 23, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Pulling a vincent

When you live life like a potato and you don't even know it.

Mark: "Hey, how's life? Doing anything this weekend?"
Marcus: " Nah. Just Clash Royale and Clash of Clans."
Mark: "Ur a potato. Your just pulling a Vincent."
Marcus: " Wow, what an honor."
Mark: " Ummm. no. Ur just a potato."

by joshuasonsosn May 27, 2016