are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

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I WIN YOU LOSE

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011

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Do you pay for porn?

similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.

Person 1: these are good burgers

Person 2: i know, right

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?

Person 2: wtf?

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

by Payforporn May 23, 2011

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slip it on before you slip it in

1. rule before having sex right besides finding out if the chick has STD's

2.to put a condom on to prevent more accidents like YOU from walking around

dude: me and my girlfriend are going to get busy
wise friend: alright, slip it on before you slip it in

by gangsta99 October 7, 2007

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you wasting my minutes

When you call someone who is on pay as you go and talk non-stop!

On Contract: Yo dawg, whats really good son?
What are you sayin maaaaaaan?

No Minutes: Wtf you want, you wasting my minutes bitch.

by Got No Minutes March 1, 2009

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i’m just teasing you

A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.

Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.

Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

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