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Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
by BeSlamming November 12, 2023
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The Wilson

The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her
Hey, I totally gave that chick from the bar The Wilson last night. My bed sheets are ruined.
by GameNight777 February 20, 2024
mugGet the The Wilsonmug.

xavier wilson

the fittest most sexy pookie in the worl i would like to touch your balls
im freddie im the only guy to have entered xavier wilson
by hreru8h May 24, 2024
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Wilson

A demon lady who hates children and does depression by injecting here self with death
by debt_gamer August 29, 2018
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Wade Wilson

Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, the best thing to come from Canada since maple syrup.
by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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