Willylips

adj. An insult describing someone with rather large lips, usually full of blood and therefore resemble the male penis.

Man, that kid's willylips are so obvious it looks like every time he licks his lips he's sucking cock!

by T.E.A.P.O.T. August 7, 2008

Willy Glove

Condoms! A common form of male contraception

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"

by dan1989 February 6, 2009

willy waxer

male or female who gives handjobs. Or refered to a man who uses lotion or cream to masturbate.

John: wheres dave?
richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer

by yo gaba gaba August 6, 2009

willy f-ers

A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.

"Look, a group of Willy F-ers"

"Indeed!"

"I don't get how that's an example"

"Indeed!"

by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

Willmydia

A contagious STD that has all the same symptoms as chlamydia, but comes from a dude named Will from northern Illinois, and will give you the urge to torture and kill rabbits

Chick 1: OMG she must have slept with Will again and got Willmydia
Chick 2: Why do you say that?
Chick 1: There have been a lot of dead rabbits in the neighborhood again
Chick 2: Damn it, not again!!!!

by big_mistake May 8, 2010

Willy Sweater

a condom

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012