ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

by the macstablishment July 6, 2011

Vanillaface

A person who has no distinctive facial features that make them recognizable. These people can be attractive or considered cute, but in the general way that is conventional and boring.

She was cute, but vanillaface.

by Rhiannon Cook December 12, 2007

Vanilla

Straight up white man dong. Usually used in reference to sexual activity using metaphors.

1. His french vanilla icing got all over her souffle.

by REO speedflagon January 15, 2010

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

Vanilla Sex

The most common fetish of all. Vagina fetish for men; penis fetish for women.

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."

by Wombachoo October 11, 2007

Vanim

The name of a Swedish guy

Hey Vanim! Denmark Rules!!

by charliebutton April 26, 2009

Vanilla Innocence

Childish innocence, characterized by various forms of purity such as clear skin, liking vanilla ice cream, and so on.

His vanilla innocence made him his parents' favorite child.

Silly Bradley and his vanilla innocence.

by SilentlyintheShadows October 17, 2009