Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 10, 2023

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal

Relating to a females nether quarter

“She contracted vaginal infections from having sex with a miniature stallion”

Alt. Example
“The police officer searched the vaginal cavity of the woman and discovered singular gram of crack cocaine”

by Maxolutely August 26, 2019

Vaginal Munch

The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!

Adam: Your mum's a twat!

John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!

by The12yo January 10, 2022

Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.

"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"

by ioletsgo September 19, 2021