unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass

Wow those unicorn stickers look cool

by Funny& April 18, 2018

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

slay that unicorn

Overcoming an obstacle that has eluded for so long as to seem impossible.

In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!

by animalmom September 23, 2015

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.

After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.

by unicornsoffury May 18, 2014

Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It August 8, 2016