unbelievabored

unbelievably bored

I was so unbelievabored I decided to add it to UrbanDictionary

by namskrepeht August 26, 2013

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 21, 2015

unbelievable truth

A truth that can never be explained as being the truth.

A woman who accepts gifts from a man other than her husband, and claims that there is no relationship between them is an unbelievable truth.

by Nogunsnofrowns June 18, 2014

Uncle Danny

The dude who gets the best grub at the party and is always hiding food somewhere in his infinite bosom.

Let me know who’s coming over Saturday, Uncle Danny needs to get the grub up.

by psychhhl March 7, 2015

uncle bea

An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him

A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends

A Sugar Dad

When you are at the club and your girlfriends Uncle Bea buys you alcohol so they can cheat in peace

by Mwanafyale December 28, 2015

uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.

Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."

by alleycatpub February 23, 2017