An ultimate student

A kid who ended up in a killing game.

Guy 1:Who are you?

Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.

Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?

by YAHHHHHHHHOOOOO July 8, 2021

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

chad ultimate minecrafter

the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp

have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter

by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

The Ultimate Sad

The Big Sad but Sadder

Man 1: Do you have the big sad?

Man 2: No I have the ultimate sad :(.

by TheSaddestSad November 7, 2022

giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM

that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!

by perf9009 November 11, 2022

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023