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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin
Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!
by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017
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Uber

Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
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Uber Boonked

Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.
by Hoodlum23 January 3, 2019
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Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.
Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*
by fakename06 January 5, 2019
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