were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..
or never see childhood friends who know friends that damn long as I do too. Like amish paradise is to gangsters paradise, and coinsidentely Weird Al's Neice's! hehe, Thank you Karen! bilingual in many languages karen typical old ass mobster scene in North America's mobster movies, ya know the jane's the johns is to the jeffs and jessicas or the steve's and debi's
I'm uber funny
or never see childhood friends who know friends that damn long as I do too. Like amish paradise is to gangsters paradise, and coinsidentely Weird Al's Neice's! hehe, Thank you Karen! bilingual in many languages karen typical old ass mobster scene in North America's mobster movies, ya know the jane's the johns is to the jeffs and jessicas or the steve's and debi's
I'm uber funny
by Animation Anjimehimah Dominati September 5, 2019

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.
please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.
“You’ve been Ubered!!”
“You’ve been Ubered!!”
by LuberPains December 9, 2021

by fakename06 January 5, 2019

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.
e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.
by noticer27 July 31, 2019

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.
2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.
2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.
by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020
