Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.

please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”

by LuberPains December 09, 2021

Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.

"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"

by RideshareLingo May 16, 2019

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.

Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.

by Dsmoothe2716 June 02, 2018

Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town

you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits

by dasoddie July 11, 2024

uber head

When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.

Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.

by KADawg February 14, 2016

Uber running

Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.

I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.

I keep my run fresh by uber running.

When I want to explore I go uber running.

by Captain F bomb October 17, 2017