by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
Get the toilet jonmug. A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
Get the toilet tankmug. the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
Get the Toilet Limbomug. Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
by rufik April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet wisdommug. When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
Get the Toilet Twistmug. 1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
Get the toilet liftermug. Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
Get the Toilet Bashingmug.