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Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.
I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.
by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023
mugGet the Grapemug.

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
mugGet the Grape Jedmug.

squishy grape

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."
by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018
mugGet the squishy grapemug.

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
mugGet the Grape Shamingmug.

Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy
You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.
by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021
mugGet the Grapesmug.

Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.
"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*
by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025
mugGet the Grapemug.

they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time
Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape
by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018
mugGet the they did surgery on a grapemug.

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