by AfroChris July 11, 2011

by Tabbs147 January 24, 2009

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
by troll akbar May 13, 2016

by SP1031 July 2, 2017

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.
by aphillyp April 15, 2021

A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.
Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!
Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
by amouxbonnet December 12, 2012

A loud, moderately unattractive woman who thinks she owns the bar because she's slept with a number of bouncers/bartenders. Named for creatures that frequent the Grog House in Gainesville, FL, but is applicable to any obnoxious drunk woman who you'd like to smack but you know would beat your civilized ass in a fight.
I went out looking for some strange, but the bar was full of nothing but Grog trolls. I'd rather masturbate with sand paper.
by mariangelalala November 13, 2011
