third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 4, 2023

not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.

Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.

by EvanC7 December 31, 2023

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

sesqua-third-cousin

Sesqua-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesqua-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Third Rail

When you hit all three holes in the span of 10 minutes.

Chad: Yeoo whats good bruh, how was Emily from Alpha Phi last night

Brad: Great man, she followed me up to the third floor before I third railed her.

Chad: Nice dude but she has the clap!

Brad: Shit oh well

by Musolini September 22, 2020