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Woke

A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.
Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022
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Woke

A catch-all phrase that members USA Republican Party, particularly of the boomer generation, uses to describe and/or discredit anything they dislike or person they think doesn’t deserve rights. Seriously, ask someone who uses this word what the definition is, they don’t actually know.
All those kids with their woke hairstyles and piercings.
by ThisisLilyGaming September 10, 2025
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woke

a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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woke

past tense of wake. so before a wake created by another boat hits your boat it is still a wake. After it hits the past tense part kicks in and it becomes woke.

popular amongst people into water recreation, like boating or jet skiing.
Let's go get woke off some speed boats brah
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Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.
“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”
by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023
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woke

blake siebenkittel
hi im blake im so woke
by blakehater6 March 8, 2023
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Woke

Wow this is some good (drug of preference) I’m woke
by Ice Wallow Come February 19, 2018
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