Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 08, 2009

Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 03, 2011

Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table

That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...

by Stephanie Grimes July 14, 2019

dripping off the table

defined from the word "Bar's Turd" (see bastard) it is the act where the Bar's Turd would be placed on a table and, in the hot day, would drip everywhere. The person who places the turd there is refered to as "dripping off the table"

person 1:- omg, you hit me, you are so DOTT(dripping off the table)

by elloll September 08, 2008

oh no! our table! it's broken!

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?

*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

by kepagu November 18, 2021

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.

I like Times Tables Rock Stars.

by Iamtotallynothuman November 12, 2019