Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.

1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.

by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.

maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up

by Sleeksays November 20, 2018

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024