rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

Rusty Mudslide

Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.

alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.

by jayhu sanje May 2, 2011

rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha

After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.

by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents

Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.

by Mikechi October 22, 2010

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014

Rusty Gauntlett

Verb - to Rusty Gauntlett

A derivative of Rusty Hook. A person places their hand inside their rectum and removes a handful of human fecal matter. This is then placed up another persons rectum

I really want to Rusty Gauntlett with you later - I love putting shit up your arse

by who_dares-wins March 17, 2011