poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

poop terrorist

One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.

Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.

by Poopterrorist18 December 2, 2013

Poop Muncha

Some idiot that eats/munches on poop

Sam is the real Poop Muncha

by ssolo71899 May 5, 2019

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010