Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.

“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”

by Forbe July 12, 2024

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer December 08, 2015

Irish Pineapple People

A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe

have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people

by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 28, 2021

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025