they did surgery on a grape
by yourman69420 December 30, 2018
Get the they did surgery on a grapemug. GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.
Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021
Get the GRAPESmug. "because of my braces. when I brushed my teeth after eating grapes, there was 'grape residue,' on my toothbrush"
by 7y7448vcj-m 779l August 30, 2019
Get the Grape residuemug. Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.
Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.
They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.
Their native outfits include Purple.
Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.
They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.
Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?
Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.
Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!
Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.
Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!
Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
Get the Grape Jammug. Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013
Get the Grape Jelly Tacomug. by grossepenis February 19, 2020
Get the GRAPEmug. by anonymous August 26, 2021
Get the Grapedmug.