Earth

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

by Someone not me September 9, 2023

the best people on Earth

Cathie and Michael McGowan, parents of Patrick Spector McGowan.

Oh wow it's true, according to Urban Dictionary, it says here that Cathie and Michael McGowan are the best people on Earth.

by localman2007 June 23, 2024

Saddest place on earth

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

The saddest place on earth and inverse of Disney Land has been found and defined.

by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022

Earth

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

by anonymous March 25, 2023

earth

a flat disc that we all live on

i am not an actual flat earther

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021