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Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.
Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest
by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022
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Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.
"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"
by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019
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Cook the child

say this to win any argument
Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021
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cresant child

It is a term used when a individual that is under the age of 16 is smelly or stinky a lot of the time
Example- “you are a cresant child
by Vintagehienzbeans January 9, 2020
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child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.
3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.
by JMC70 October 7, 2017
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vodka child

A child created from a night of heavy drinking of vodka or any hard liquor.
Hey, Richards parents drank a lot that night and made him; he's a vodka child.
by Big girthy tone June 14, 2018
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WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .
Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??
by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022
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