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carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018
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Carlos

A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.
I saw Carlos skateboarding with his other whitewashed friends.
by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020
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Carlos G

Carlos is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's got dark hair and big eyes and he doesn't like his smile in photos but it looks perfect. He likes to throw himself into things way over his head like big projects or difficult paths but he somehow gets them done anyway (while complaining about it the whole time). He's quiet in certain places and louder when he's comfortable. He has amazing taste in movies and music and he will play his playlist everywhere you go. He's stubborn and traditional but only ever wants the best for the people he cares about. He is a loyal friend and will show up for you without trespassing his own standards for what he deserves. He is also an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend and always tries his best to show up even when struggling.
Carlos G is my husband.
by yourgirl<33 November 2, 2025
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Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.
"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."
by Datboifrog October 22, 2019
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carlos

this my name :D i have a huge ass dick btw
damn, that dude carlos has a huge dick
by HILEAHITMECARLOS!! April 10, 2022
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carlos and jorge

Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018
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Carlos

A man who lies and cheats, who will leave you for a downgrade js for some 😸
“He’s such a carlos”

Your basically saying hes isnt 💩
by Karmen9176 November 20, 2023
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