"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."
"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010
Get the Funk Blastmug. When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.
by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017
Get the thumb blastedmug. 1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.
2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.
2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.
"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."
by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017
Get the Brain Blastmug. To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.
"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
by disnywhite June 23, 2009
Get the ultra blastmug. One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 8, 2018
Get the Splatter-blastmug. 1 Blasting hatecore music out of any sound system while listening to music. 2.Blasting hatecore while thinking of someone you hate. 3. Trying to piss someone off with your music.
by Ben hatelin October 28, 2011
Get the Hate Blastingmug. a term used for a sex partner to whom one has no attachments.
a sex partner that has no issues with filling every orifice with your seed.
a sex partner that has no issues with filling every orifice with your seed.
Hey Jim, this is my blast bucket, Diane.
If she wasnt such a blast bucket I wouldnt have child support on six kids.
If she wasnt such a blast bucket I wouldnt have child support on six kids.
by Leywhozayher January 1, 2012
Get the blast bucketmug.