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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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Sunday Jack

a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 January 24, 2012
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Sunday schooling

When you and a partner mutually masterbate while looking each other in the eye. Be careful not to touch one another as this will no longer be the act of Sunday schooling.
Me and Carlie we're Sunday schooling last night at her house. You could say it's getting serious.
by Merradithwebster May 17, 2019
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
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Sunday name

Your Sunday name is the alter ego you take on by day 3 of a festival or weekend of being a complete party goblin. The raw, real (or imaginary at this point), hot mess of an incredible human being you feel like when you’ve released control and given to the good times wholeheartedly.
Friend 1: “Carly isn’t here anymore, Sheila has arrived!”
Friend 2: “What? Who’s Sheila?”
Friend 1: “Oh, that’s just her Sunday name.”
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.
Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.
by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014
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Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks
Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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