Rule 113

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.

Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.

by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015

rule 103

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

by shelleh March 11, 2008

rule 1701

don't **** with the captain....ever

rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better

by thomaspain September 15, 2009

trophy rule

A typical rule of society used to govern age disparity in relationships. The formula:

Age/2 + 7

According to the Trophy Rule, if a male is 26:

26/2 +7 = 20

The youngest female he can date is 21.

by Doctor Dictionary November 5, 2006

Rule 34

Why are you searching rule 34 on here

It's the internet you fucking pleb of potatoes fucking porn

If it exists there's a porn of it boom rule 34

by Elmoisgod May 20, 2019

Ja Rule

Ja Rule Fucking Sucks!!!! He sings like the cookie monster and im not just sayin that cuz other ppl are.Have u heard him rap?!He cant rap with out having a partner. He sings all the soft songs with chicks and then 50 comes out and fucking disses him like he deserves bcuz hes a fucking wanksta and then he tries to diss 50.Ja sucks ass. If you hate 50 and G-Unit and you like this punk ass faggot you must be fucking retarded. Ja is fake.50 is real. Ja never been in the ghetto in his life, never sold drugs, got shot, shot or killed anyone, yet he's in murder inc. None of his shit sells bcuz 50 has shown everyone hes a fake ass bitch.Pretty Much every rapper/group is on 50's side like D12,Obie Trice, Em. Ja gets Fat Joe to stand up for him and Joe prolly dont like him anyway. Ja Sucks . thats the bottom line.

Ja rule should die. He tries to be 2Pac.He's a wanksta.Not a true nigga.

by epd July 2, 2005

Rule 34

Porn of fictional characters for people who have nobody else to masturbate to.

Can be used as a tool to groom children out of their innocence by horny incel neckbeards.

Rule 34

by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022