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clickbait porn

Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.
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Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.
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spiderman porn

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Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon
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Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud
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porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.
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who porn

Pornography Deriving from characters and/or events in doctor who.
Girl: I stumbled across the best who porn last night, this guy looked just like David tennant.
Other girl: was that the one when Jack and the doctor hooked up?
Girl: that's the one.
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