January 27

National eat that pussy day .
Give your crush,a friend, or a random female some head.

"Hey alicia u want some head, its january 27."
"Sure u cane lick my pussy"

by Ovvar October 19, 2019

January 31st

A nigga born on this day finna kill you in yo sleep; this nigga finna kill you and eat yo dead body

“Damn, that nigga joe born on January 31st, stay the fuck away from that nigga!”

by Rusty-Chicken October 16, 2019

January 13

Jan the 13th is Me Me day where everyone pronouces meme as me me. Me Me is seen as the n-word of the meme community. The only people who say this derogatory term are normies and boomers.

Me mer: Hey man look at funny me me!
*shows phone
Friend: um...ok why did you say meme that way.
Me mer: tis the January 13

by Jesus is Gaysus October 19, 2019

January First

January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻

"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.

by January first November 11, 2019

January tenth

1. The day I won the Spelling Bee and showed those dumbasses who truly was the most intelligent.

"Everyone still talks about January tenth, the Spelling Bee of seventh grade and how that one kid proved he was better than those bitches!"

by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

January 9th

Someone is born on this day

Person 1 : hay did you know i was born on January 9th
Person 2: oh cool my birthday is jan 8

Person 1: wow that is so cool

by cumslayer_uwu December 15, 2021