Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 07, 2023

jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania

Omg here is the great jonas Mester!

by ABC boy November 24, 2017

jonas ballandies

faggot in suka language

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui

by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017

jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.

Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.

by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017

jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates

person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.

by bergarten March 02, 2018

Jonas your world

Jonas your world is like a replacement world for joe mama.

“Hey who did that ? Jonas your world”
“Where do you wanna go? To jonas your world”

by biglobsterlegs January 27, 2024