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Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
by Mangoninja October 10, 2008
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Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t
Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
by none85 July 20, 2005
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Google Phone

Refers to a smart-phone running an Android OS, tightly integrated with Google's server-side APIs.

The original Motorola Droid smart phone is one of the original Google Phones, with a built-in slide-out physical keyboard.
My Google Phone let's me speak into the microphone, sends it up to Google's Cloud for translation into text, then returns the text seamlessly back to the phone.

The real value of a Google Phone is it's smooth integration between the device, the OS, and the Google Cloud and its various services.
by dave_helmut August 22, 2011
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Google elitist

Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.
"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."
by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009
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Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.
I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.
by ropenstein December 28, 2010
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Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.
Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH
by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012
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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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