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Coon

A black person that seeks validation from white people by being racist to their own race and being anti-black
Uncle ruckus is a coon
by Mihcyaabadda October 19, 2021
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Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
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Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face
Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)
by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019
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Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!
Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe
by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022
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