calculus brain

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework

After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.

by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011

Water Brain

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

by asop November 3, 2016

Brain Itch

When you feel that your brain needs an good mental scratch in just the right place. Similar to a normal scratch, but is more mental than physical.

This can be solved with things like music, a good book/show/movie etc. A lot of playlists have been made for this purpose, but it is best to make your own.

Person 1: Ugh I'm really having a bad brain itch right now, any advice?
Person 2: God, that must be horrible, maybe you can listen to a good song?

by someone who translates stuff January 25, 2022

Brain spill

When a teat or exam comes all the knowledge you had gos out the window.

Before your test your brain go's blank. So therefore a Brain Spill.

by basspro04 October 20, 2009

brain bucket

A motercycle helmet.

You could have been hurt alot worse in that accident if you had'nt been wearing a brain bucket.

by David Uttringer September 5, 2005

Brain fart

A sudden lapse of memory or judgment usually the result of ass gnomes dwelling in your mind cave.

Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"

Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice

by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010

getting brain

Receiving oral stimiulation of your genitals.

Chelsea was getting brain in the backseat of her car.
Ruben was getting brain in the backseat of his car.

by chelsea2312 June 15, 2012