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Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.
Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star
by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021
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Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
Robert sanders is the key-board-king
by Top G three December 10, 2022
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board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???
by bzm June 3, 2004
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word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion
Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.
by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2014
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Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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