Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

Band Nerd

Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...

That Band Nerd always has her flute with her

by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015

Beer band

When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers

Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

Rock band

A musical ensemble usually consisting of about 4-5 members (Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Strokes, respectively). There are existing bands that contain 2 members (The Black Keys) , 3 members (Nirvana), or even 6 members (Linkin Park). Usually a band consists of:

Lead Singer: the diva and the one who believes everything should go their way; nevertheless they are great singers, most of the time (ex. Julian Casablancas of The Strokes)

Guitarist (one or more): second in line diva and the one responsible for incredible solos (ex. Jimi Hendrix)

Bassist: laid back and underrated musicians, can deliver amazing bass lines (ex. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Drummer: underrated as well but usually a dumbass, hard hitters (ex. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin)

Another member of a rock band is a keyboardist

"I love rock music so much! What's your favourite rock band?" "My favourite rock band definantly has to be AC/DC. They can sure rock the house down!:

by username already taken October 20, 2015

Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019

Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019