Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”

Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!

by Plasmus October 13, 2018

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year

Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard

by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017

Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<

1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020

Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.

Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!

by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020