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defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them
"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.
by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011
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julian date

Method of showing the day and month based on the number of days in a year
julian date for 9/11 is 254.
by big pimpin' September 19, 2003
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Online-Dating

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.
That person without a social life was busy with online-dating.
by Online-dater-hater December 13, 2009
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Man Date

Something two straight guys do together that they'd normally do with their wife or girlfriend, e.g., dinner, movie or shopping. Man Dates should NOT be confused with male bonding activities such as watching or playing sports, home improvement projects, car or other mechanical repair, hunting or fishing. A typical Man Date participant inevitably says to himself "This used to be cool when I was in college but now it's totally faggy."

Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.
My wife doesn't want to see True Grit so I invited her best friend's husband, which seemed too much like a Man Date so I also invited my brother-in-law.
by aleakyvessel February 25, 2011
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fictive-dating

Fictive-dating is when two fictives who's source is the same media are sourced from characters who frequently get shipped together date eachother.
"__ and I are fictive-dating"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he's a fictive of a character that the character I'm sourced from gets shipped with frequently."
by gogolpedia August 4, 2022
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cheap date

A person, usually a girl, who you can take out without worrying about $100 restaurant tabs. She's usually a vegetarian or prefers pasta and appetizers to a steak and lobster dinner. Some prefer going to a cafe or fast food instead of a fancy restaurant. If she doesn't drink any alcohol that's even cheaper.
Barbara chose pizza when we went out Saturday night and bowling the previous week. I thought she would be the type to break the bank but so far she is a cheap date.
by wm724 September 19, 2014
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dating violence

When one person in a relationship does everything they can to have power and control over the other person, which includes physical violence, verbal and emotional abuse, stalking, or sexual assault. Dating violence is more than a one time incident... it is a pattern of abuse that usually happens more and more and gets worse and worse over time. It can affect all people: young and old, black and white, gay and straight, rich and poor, and everyone inbetween.
Friend: My boyfriend is so friggin' controlling I can't stand it anymore, but I'm scared to leave him because he said he would kill himself if I ever left him.

Other friend: Dude, that is soooo dating violence. He's doing everything he can to control you!

Friend: Is that why he made me unfriend all my guy friends on Facebook?

Other friend: Yup

Friend: Is that why he told me that if I didn't have sex with him that he would leave me?

Other: Duh!
by nooneinparticular2010 June 2, 2010
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