Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

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It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(

It's been ten years daddy.

by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023

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A girl who appears beautiful while facing away from the light. The unfavorable features are often hidden when not in direct light, whether the source of the light is natural or unnatural. Some avoid eye contact with these people, or even with their romantic partners who are cursed with genetic ugliness of the face.

Mark: Wow, Vanessa is such a great person for you to have in your life.

Dennis: She's great, but have you seen her in the direct sunlight? She's a Shadow Ten but a Sunlight Zero!

by Holding On For Dear Life April 14, 2025

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Ten buck two

A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.

See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere

"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"

"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?

by C45P4 October 24, 2023

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Ten

A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.

"If the floor had a name, it would be matt."
"TEN."

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009

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