by Earl Brighton December 11, 2003
Get the heng tenmug. Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
Get the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug. 
The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
Get the The Ten Commuffmentsmug. by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024
Get the Ten yearsmug. A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.
Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
Get the british tenmug. Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!
by Amy Jae April 16, 2024
Get the Ten speedmug.